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If you thought the magically ridiculous Lucky Charms beer from Smartmouth Brewing was going to be the craziest beer you heard about this month, you were wrong. DuClaw Brewing Company out of Baltimore has one-upped all the cereal beer competition with their new Fruity Pebbles beer that’s called, wait for it, Sour Me Unicorn Farts. Sour Me Unicorn Farts is a sour ale brewed with fruity cereal and edible glitter. Yes. Edible glitter. Glitter everything and unicorn Starbucks drinks aside, it really does give the beer an incredible color and presence. But we digress. The beer, and the name, came about because of DuClaw’s collaboration with Diablo Doughnuts on the project because of the bakery’s inspirational donut called Unicorn Farts that is topped with Fruity Pebbles. Sour Me Unicorn Farts will be released this Saturday during a brewery-only pre-release before they hit store shelves. If the Lucky Charms beer release was any indication (and it didn’t even have glitter!) you better get there early.

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