Sour-Me-Unicorn-Farts

If you thought the magically ridiculous Lucky Charms beer from Smartmouth Brewing was going to be the craziest beer you heard about this month, you were wrong. DuClaw Brewing Company out of Baltimore has one-upped all the cereal beer competition with their new Fruity Pebbles beer that’s called, wait for it, Sour Me Unicorn Farts. Sour Me Unicorn Farts is a sour ale brewed with fruity cereal and edible glitter. Yes. Edible glitter. Glitter everything and unicorn Starbucks drinks aside, it really does give the beer an incredible color and presence. But we digress. The beer, and the name, came about because of DuClaw’s collaboration with Diablo Doughnuts on the project because of the bakery’s inspirational donut called Unicorn Farts that is topped with Fruity Pebbles. Sour Me Unicorn Farts will be released this Saturday during a brewery-only pre-release before they hit store shelves. If the Lucky Charms beer release was any indication (and it didn’t even have glitter!) you better get there early.

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Yes, you read that correctly, and no, we don’t invoke the Land Rover without absolute certainty our claims will be delivered on. Whether you opt for the straight or slim option, each pair of pants in the Proof Rover Collection calls upon the name of a certain all-terrain vehicle for a reason–they’re durable, comfortable and capable of handling any obstacle in their way–all while looking damn good in the process. They feel like sweats, they age like raw denim and they’re as durable as the most classic work pants. When you want to check all the boxes–with all of the color options–you need to buy Proof Rover Pants today.

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