Walk the cereal aisle of your local grocery store and you’ll see plenty cartoon mascots encouraging kids to pick up a box. Tony the Tiger. Snap, Crackle, and Pop. The Honey Smacks frog with his super hip sideways hat. It’s true, many cereals are aimed at children. Cereal Motel cereal is not. Cereal Motel makes cereal decidedly not for children. So far they have four flavors—Porn Flakes, Vice Krispies, Sugar Tits, and Booty Pops—all with inappropriate cartoon packaging to boot. The NSFW cereals from the London-based company cost about $13 a pop and are inspired by pop-culture, fashion, music, art, and film. In the spirit of old-school cereals, you can even collect 10 tokens from the boxes to redeem for a free prize. Just keep them away from the Cap’n Crunch if you have kids, otherwise you’ll have to have a talk with the little ones.
Cereal Motel Cereal for Adults
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