Criquet Reinforced Button Downs Are Designed For Opening Beers

Do you really need a shirt specifically designed to assist in the opening of twisties? Of course you don’t. There are a lot of arguments from the haters. You’re a “girl” if you can’t open a twisty with your bare hands. Why do you need a special shirt to open beer? Don’t you have your shirt tucked in most of the time anyway? The most reasonable of course is “why are you drinking twisty beer in the first place?” The truth is, it’s not our hands we’re worried about, it’s our shirts. Sometimes the caps are stuck and you just need a little more leverage to get them open. When your champagne of beers is a little difficult to open, you reach for the bottom of your shirt. Problem solved. Beer in mouth. The shirt isn’t revolutionary, it’s just got an extra reinforced front tail to prevent you from you destroying the fabric if you happen to use it to open something. It’s also surprisingly work appropriate, good looking and made with 100% certified organic cotton.