Finding anything on the Internet that makes us seriously consider the parental ramifications of showing it to our imaginary children is rare. Biting Elbows video for “Bad Motherfucker” is one of those things. The entire music video is POV (not that type of pov you perv) style and views like a real-life, five minute long GTA mission. It’s got explosions, and guns, and brawls, and tits, and plenty of parkour. It’s completely inappropriate… which is why it’s so much fun.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.