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Aspiring U.S. ninjas have so few places to train these days. Luckily, this coming spring, you’ll finally have a spot to hone your throwing star skills. Ninjas Throwing Star Range, which will open in Spring 2014, is Kentucky’s first indoor throwing star range, and a new beacon of hope for American-based ninjas. You can take lessons, sign up to throw at one of their lanes, and even buy over 500 different types of shurikens to take home with you. Oh, there is also a sake bar, because tossing throwing stars sober is way too boring.

UPDATE: This doesn’t exist and was an agency’s joke. That said, we’re keeping it up in hopes that someone will take the idea and run with it.

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