Polaroid Right Angle Spy Lens

Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to discreetly take a picture of some bombshell in a bikini only to have her turn and see you pointing a camera right at her? All of a sudden you’re the creepy one, right?? This lens from Polaroid will keep your dignity intact (questionable) and your perv levels at a minimum (also questionable). The Polaroid Right Angle Mirror Lens fits any lens with a 58mm filter thread (or 52mm with the included adapter) and lets you take pictures on a 90 degree angle (think the top of a periscope). Sure people will think you’re a blind dude with a camera, but the secretive shots you get will be worth it.

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Win a Bottle of Pappy Van Winkle

Since the likelihood of your being able to find and purchase a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle for less than a couple grand is about the same as curing COVID-19 with Lysol, we decided to hold a Sweeps your parched lips will cry for. We’re giving away one full bottle (no, we didn’t open it to sample) of 2019 Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve 15 Years Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Seeing as how it’s characterized as the perfect Bourbon, you should enter post haste.