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Apple just pulled the curtain off the new MacBook Pro models. They’re glorious. The best retina display that’s ever been in an Apple notebook. Remarkably bright, high contrast picture with wider color gamut. More expansive Force Touch trackpad. Domed switches beneath each key that have been optimized for a more responsive feel. Revamped speakers. Hardware upgrades and updates that we don’t really understand, but “make everything you do faster and more responsive.” And then there’s the Touch Bar, which replaces the space that used to be occupied by function buttons with a collection of buttons and sliders ranging from volume and color control, to emojis and text formatting that change based on what application you’re using. It even has Touch ID, so you’ll never have to type in password.

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Since the likelihood of your being able to find and purchase a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle for less than a couple grand is about the same as curing COVID-19 with Lysol, we decided to hold a Sweeps your parched lips will cry for. We’re giving away one full bottle (no, we didn’t open it to sample) of 2019 Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve 15 Years Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Seeing as how it’s characterized as the perfect Bourbon, you should enter post haste.