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Did you really think you were going to be able to go anywhere on the Internet today and not hear about the new iPhone? Really? In case you haven’t been getting your grandma’s picture messages, the iPhone is kind of a big deal. The iPhone comes one step closer to moving out of 1984 (don’t worry, the draconian iTunes policies you’ve come to know and love are still in place) with the addition of multi-tasking, video calling, and HD recording. Apple’s revolutionary new amateur porn device hits shelves June 24th, but you can preorder on the 15th.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.