Did you really think you were going to be able to go anywhere on the Internet today and not hear about the new iPhone? Really? In case you haven’t been getting your grandma’s picture messages, the iPhone is kind of a big deal. The iPhone comes one step closer to moving out of 1984 (don’t worry, the draconian iTunes policies you’ve come to know and love are still in place) with the addition of multi-tasking, video calling, and HD recording. Apple’s revolutionary new amateur porn device hits shelves June 24th, but you can preorder on the 15th.