Even with all the different Dropbox-like services available we still find ourselves toting a USB stick on our keys or in our bag. We’d love to think that all the information on the Internet is secure, but time has shown that even the big names in “cloud” storage screw up every once in a while. Maybe it’s your personal collection of home movies, or your resume or the cathartic hate mail you write to your boss but never send, but everyone’s got some files they’d rather their mother didn’t hear about on that confounded YouTubes. Those files go on storage you can remove from your work computer and actually keep secure in your pocket. Storage like this Empty Memory 4GB USB Drive. Since it’s look as good as it does, and isn’t exactly cheap, you’ll be much less likely to just forget it somewhere too.


In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.