Crypteks-USB

Despite looking like a prop from a cinematic adaptation of some Dan Brown novel, the Crypteks USB is actually a very real way of keeping your most important info safe. Instead of keeping digital tax files, private corporate documents and loads and loads of porn on some USB drive that could easily be dropped and plugged into another PC, now you can actually secure those necessities. The Crypteks USB is a physically locking USB storage device (just come up with your password like you would an alphabetical bike lock) that also features 256-bit AES Hardware Encryption. Plus, face it, one day you’re gonna bite the dust, do you really want a loved one to plug your USB storage device in and find out about your weird midgets in bondage fetish?

High Five

Venture capital is something we’re all well aware of, but few of us can invest in. Until now! By pooling capital from thousands of like-minded individuals just like us, Sweater can unlock this previously unattainable asset class with an investment of as little as $500. Pair that with the expert venture investing team that Sweater puts in the palm of your hand and you have all of the tools you need to invest. What are you waiting for? Add venture capital to your portfolio when you download the Sweater app today.