We admit we’ve been refreshing our Google News feed for the last month for the latest iPad 2 rumors. Are cameras on the way? Could it be lighter? Will it be able to transform into a sexy blonde and serve us nachos and beer? The last one was a bit of a long shot, but as for our other hopes, it seems Apple’s iPad 2 will exceed our expectations. What’s new? For starters, it’s faster – twice as faster (pardon our grammar we’re excited) thanks to a dual-core A5 chip. It’s also got two cameras, so you can use Facetime and take HD video. And, since you’ll be spending all your time on it and ignoring the gym, it’s 33% lighter – perfect for your declining muscle mass. It boasts a 10-hour battery and you can grab the new Smart Cover that magnetically attaches and keeps your precious app machine safe and slim. Might as well hop in line now.
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