Being amazingly good at just one sport is difficult enough – just ask Ronaldo or Armstrong. Sure, you make shitloads of money in endorsements and get more tail than the entire cast of Ocean’s Eleven, but there’s also the perception (or reality) that you’re a huge douche. So what happens when you combine their respective sports into one super sport that Nike has officially dubbed Trackbike Football? Magic. Most people aren’t coordinated enough to drive and text but these guys are playing football (the World Cup is going on RIGHT now, it’s not soccer) on bicycles. It’s like polo – if it didn’t suck.