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If you have a bank account as deep as the Marianas Trench, and you fancy yourself sitting in an SUV that looks Batman’s Tumbler made love with a Stealth Fighter, the Karlmann King was made for you. The Excell Auto Group in Florida is taking orders, and it’s officially the world’s most expensive SUV with a starting price of $1.8 million. The diamond-faceted exterior is all cut lines and flat surfaces, and it looks like the only thing that’s round are the wheels and tires. Under the hood is a beefy 6.8-liter V10 engine that’s good for 400 hp. The Karlmann King weighs between 9,000 and 12,000 pounds (depending on customization levels, which can include a bulletproof body), so it tops out at just 87 mph. The interior looks Darth Vader custom ordered it from Bentley, and it can be outfitted with starry ceiling ambient lighting, a widescreen 4K HD TV, refrigerator, Nespresso machine, a small valuable safe, pop-up dining tables, a PlayStation 4 console, and probably whatever else your rich eccentricity desires.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.