We don’t even know where to begin with the DTV Shredder. It’s part ATV. It’s part jet ski. It’s part Johnny Five from Short Circuit. It’s also part Segway. The crossover vehicle was designed to be “compact yet powerful, rideable year round in any weather and be truly all terrain.” Using a patented DUAL-CTV transmission system, your body movements are transferred into smooth, carving turns. When you lean into a turn, the inner track slows down while the outer track speeds up proportionally. The feeling has been likened to carving on a snowboard down a mountain. So, basically, it’s a stand-up jet ski with tank treads that you ride like a snowboard and you can take everywhere you’d take your ATVs. Oh yeah, and the whole thing was developed in conjunction with top X-Game athletes, so you know the adrenaline rush is gonna be real. US price and delivery dates are still up in the air.