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X-mini Capsule Speaker

With so much technology packed into an MP3 player, there's no wondering why they don't come with speakers built-in. Luckily there's a bite-sized speaker that goes great with your new iPod Nano (or any other MP3 player). The X-mini Capsule Speaker is golf-ball sized and produces great sound. Charges via…

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Fuck the Rain Umbrella

Man, fuck that chick you dated over the summer... that one who always wanted to drag you out in the rain and catch water on her tongue and pretend you were in some kind of crappy romantic comedy. Fuck her and you know what else? Fuck the rain! Designed by…

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Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device

Stop guessing how much pasta to use when you have guests. Also, are you sure that your guests know who they're dealing with? The Godfather Spaghetti Measuring Device, is a must have for authentic Italian cooking as well as mob styled intimidation with brass knuckles.

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Monster Beats by Dr. Dre Tour In-Ear Headphones

Usually we go on about how ear-buds suck, however the Monster Beats by Dr. Dre Tour In-Ear Headphones have proved us terribly wrong. We didn't even know you get noise isolation with ear buds! These babies were designed for Apple Sound Check so all of your levels are perfect, you'll…

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Brownie Gingham One Shoulder Bag

Attractive, tall, slender and deceptively deeper than you thought... the one who got away? Yeah that's her to a T, but it's also the Brownie Gingham One Shoulder Bag. Holds everything you need with a large main compartment, various smaller pouches and with one strap over the shoulder, it's a…

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