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The Fucking Card Collection

Sappy greetings got you down? Enlist the help of 16 Sparrow's Fucking Card Collection. From "Happy Fucking Birthday" to "Congratufuckinglations," you can express your emotions the only way you know how - with expletives. But before you seal your fate, tuck a 20 inside. Cheap bastard.

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Debrett’s Guide for the Modern Gentleman

Be the man your momma hoped you'd be with Debrett's "Guide for the Modern Gentleman." This tome covers everything you'll need to clean up your act, including advice from leading experts on all aspects of life, including city living, traveling, wine, tailoring, grooming, golf, and tons of stuff in between.…

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RuckJack

Lighten your load with RuckJack, an innovative jacket that transforms into a rucksack. Simply close the transformation zip from back to front, attach the sleeves to the main body with clips, and shut the rucksack with the drawstring. Perfect for any on-the-go outdoor enthusiast.

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Hard Cards

Hard Card creators Randi Rulayne Picarelli and Stacey Leigh Rifkin sum up their line of special greetings with a rather unorthodox outlook: "We are tired of pretending that we’re happy about your babies, thrilled you’re turning another year older, or that we actually care about your problems." We couldn't agree…

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Cassette Mirror

Sure, you're Mr. Cutting Edge now - with your MP3s and iPods - but you're not foolin' anyone. Especially those friends you use to pick up in your T-topped IROC-Z, metal-band hair blowin' in the wind, Bon Jovi blasting from dashboard. But with Umbra's limited-edition Cassette Mirror - lined with…

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