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How many times have you been searching for just the right greeting card for that special someone only to find bland inscriptions like “I’m so lucky to have you in my life” when what you really want to say is how hot her ass looks in those jeans?  Finally someone has stepped up to the plate and given us the Gangster-Rap Greeting Cards we have always needed to express what’s really in our hearts heads crotchular area.  Melissa Rachel Black has created cards for the times you just need to say, “Damn, you’s a sexy bitch.”  Of course they’re not all for Valentine’s day, you can pick up a few with the chorus to LMFAO’s “Shots” on them to announce your next party or pub crawl.

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 You can’t have a fall evening without a fire. And you can’t have a fire without a Cowboy Cauldron. They’re built from solid plate steel, meaning they’ll last a lifetime or two and they come in four different sizes with elevated basins that can be adjusted to any height. We’re going with The Urbaan Cowboy® because it’s perfect for entertaining at home.  With a 30″ diameter basin, it is more than large enough to have a nice fire, but still small enough to pack into a pickup truck and take it with you.  Can you imagine the envy when we bust this puppy out at a tailgate or the beach? We haven’t seen a more handsome fire. You?  Best of all, Cool Material readers get an exclusive deal.