quotabledouchebag

The line between asshole and douchebag is a very thin one. Few people can walk the line without drunkenly stumbling into fist-pumping, spray tanned, collar-popping territory. Assholeology explained what to do, and now the Quotable Douchebag lays out what not to do. Gene Simmons for instance – “I don’t believe there’s any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium.” Compiled by Margaret McGuire, this tome serves as a cautionary tale of what happens when people get drunk (even if it’s on their own power) and start getting real.

Urban19 (1)

 You can’t have a fall evening without a fire. And you can’t have a fire without a Cowboy Cauldron. They’re built from solid plate steel, meaning they’ll last a lifetime or two and they come in four different sizes with elevated basins that can be adjusted to any height. We’re going with The Urbaan Cowboy® because it’s perfect for entertaining at home.  With a 30″ diameter basin, it is more than large enough to have a nice fire, but still small enough to pack into a pickup truck and take it with you.  Can you imagine the envy when we bust this puppy out at a tailgate or the beach? We haven’t seen a more handsome fire. You?  Best of all, Cool Material readers get an exclusive deal.