book-better-than-boobs

book-better-than-boobs

The Eiffel Tower all lit up? Nah. That first cup of coffee on a lazy Sunday morning? Not really. A good beer, a gut-busting sandwich, and an afternoon nap? Closer, but still not there. This is how we imagine Clint Thrust going about creating Book of Things Better Than Boobs. And after all that hard work, strenuous thought, and dedication to a project, he came up with, well, nothing. That’s right, Book of Things Better Than Boobs is blank. It’s 142 pages of nada. It’s the front-runner for nonfiction book of the year.

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