pirelli

pirelli

There are three things in life that every man initially aspires to be: rock star, professional athlete, and Terry Richardson. You don’t know who Terry Richardson is? See that guy with five gorgeous supermodels on each arm? Meet Terry Richardson.

Terry is one of the most famous fashion photographers in the world and has been involved in shootings (photographic, of course ) for everyone from Gucci to Penthouse – and everyone in between. Seriously, the guy’s Wikipedia page reads like the A-List from a fashion gala. As a world famous photographer he could apply himself to shooting things like landscapes and “rock bands,” but that would be boring. Sex sells and Terry sells it to us.

His most recent project is the37th edition of the famed Pirelli Calendar. Yeah, THAT Pirelli Calendar – the one that has been an institution since Cindy Crawford was famous. The final product is exclusively given to Pirelli VIPs so good luck getting one. However, we can all bask in Terry’s wake with the pictures from the shoot.

See the girls posing with machetes, bananas, and cocks (of the livestock variety). (NSFW)
Behind the scenes of the shoot. (NSFW)

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.