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In the old days – we’re talking ancient pre-Internet history here – they had these things called singing telegrams that you would order for people on special occasions (Or at least that’s what Grandpa tells us at Christmas every year). Singing telegrams were replaced with e-cards for more “work appropriate” events (when the lady friend is around) and stripper grams for when she wasn’t. And then there was the Hottie Gram.

For all those times when “Happy Birthday,” “The Packers Suck,” “I’m Sorry,” and “You’re a douche” just won’t do, there is Hottie Gram. Part e-card, part stripper gram, but totally disease and payment free, the Hottie Gram has everything (naked chicks) you need to tell your buddies… in a way they can’t ignore (naked chicks).

Because there’s no better way to tell anyone anything than with Playmates Tiffany Taylor (Miss November), Sara Underwood (Playmate of the Year), and Christine Smith (Miss December).

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.