Daisy Lowe for British Esquire

We sat down several hours ago and tried to write something clever about this video–a video in which model Daisy Lowe dances in her underwear–but the words weren’t coming. To get things flowing, we consulted the thesaurus, our muses, and eventually some peyote.  Turns out it’s tough to write when everything is glowing purple and you can’t feel your hands. Luckily the intern, who had somehow turned into a  panda, presented us with a formula showing it’s scientifically impossible to improve the seven words “model Daisy Lowe dances in her underwear”. Which, if you think about it, makes sense. Also, don’t do peyote. That shit is nuts.