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We want your butt, we really do. But American Apparel wants it more. In a move that is sure to contribute more to unemployment than anything the President has (or will) do, American Apparel has launched a contest to find the “Best Bottom In The World” and they want you to help them find it.

On February 21, two American Apparel judges will select two new butt models. The top ten contestants (as decided by us) will all receive American Apparel grab bags worth $300. For $300 worth of free American Apparel merchandise she will finally let you take those pictures you have always wanted. Who knows, if she wins you can cross a few things off the Valentine’s list courtesy of American Apparel.

If you want to submit pictures (Have you seen American Apparel ads? Don’t be the guy that submits pictures of himself.), vote, or just kill time at work, check out the contest site (Amateur anything is NSFW, especially American Apparel).

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