Ryobi Tek4 4V Infrared Thermometer

The Ryobi Tek4 infared thermometer is one of those things that combines many innate joys of the male mind.  It looks like a laser gun, you get to “shoot” it at anything and everything, and it supplies random information at the press of a button. Moreover, you can shoot it at your BBQ from your hammock, realize you’re charring the shit out of your kielbasas, try and get out gracefully but end up flipping out and face-planting on your lawn, and then trot over to salvage the sausages, and your dignity. Thanks Ryobi.