If you’re looking to send a card a little more, well, playfully offensive, you need to check out these Profanity Greeting Cards. On the outside of each of the cards in the six pack you’ll find one expletive that’s been censored just enough to make it slightly appropriate but not enough that your friends won’t be able to tell what you really think about them. Knob Jockey. Wanker. Chuffnut. Shit Muncher. There are also two other four letter word options that we refuse to print, so you’ll have to check out the pictures for those. Each card is blank on the inside so you can expound on your true feelings and/or apologize for what’s on the front.
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