Do you hate getting laid? Then this is the bed for you. Okay, that’s not the best sales pitch in the world, but you’ve got to be prepared to scare a few ladies off when you bring ’em up to your room and you’ve got these sheets on your mattress (or at least have a really large couch). If you are still reading, chances are you’re like us and think this bed set is insanely awesome. It’s Alive bedding takes the whole monster under the bed thing up a level by surrounding you with reaching zombie arms and blood stains. Choose to add a touch of fear (a pillow case) or a whole heaping serving of it (your entire bed set) to your slumber. Perfect for guest rooms too!
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