Anyone who’s seen a Jurassic Park movie knows the mighty T-Rex can make quick work of fences, vehicles, and lawyers on the john. Since that’s the case, you best believe one can also handle the bottle cap keeping your beer fresh. This Dinosaur Bottle Opener is solid cast iron and ready to sink its teeth into your 12-ounce bottles. When all you want to do after a long day is tear into a sixer of fresh IPAs, this is the bottle opener that will lay waste to all those caps.
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