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Finding Nature and Nurture in Puerto Vallarta Finding Nature and Nurture in Puerto Vallarta
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Finding Nature and Nurture in Puerto Vallarta

Come for the mountains, ocean, and adventure. Stay for the martinis, massages, and freshly cleaned sunglasses.

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Puerto Vallarta Beyond the Beach: A Journey Through Art & Culture

A guide to the galleries, murals, sculptures, and musical performances worth seeking out between beach days.

Heisenberg Blue Glass Rock Candy

No need to break out your zebra-striped button-down and head out to a junk yard all Tuco-style to get your hands on a bag of this stuff, all you needs is a sweet-tooth and a couple of bucks. Modeled after Walter White's special blue recipe in Breaking Bad, this is…

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Death Wish Coffee

Seriously, what the hell is the purpose of decaf? Coffee can taste good and all, but the main reason we drink it is to clear the cobwebs from our brain and make us functioning members of society. If you happen to agree, Death Wish Coffee is must buy. One cup will…

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Clink! Glass

There's a sweet spot we hit on most nights out. It's usually around three drinks in when all of a sudden our darts start hitting exactly where we're aiming them and our shuffleboard pucks hang perfectly off the edge every time we toss one. One more drink and our skills…

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Goodly Whale Bottle Opener

While we used to recall the adventures of Ahab, now upon seeing a whale we immediately think one thing: Twitter is down. Next time you get the ole Fail Whale and you can't access the best of Doug Benson's #SideBoobSunday or the latest celebrity death rumor, take the edge off with a cold…

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Bum Bag Drink Cooler

Nothing says, "I'm being so discreet and yet completely obvious at the same time," like sipping your booze out of a brown paper bag. It's like Clark Kent wearing a t-shirt that says, "Come on guys, I'm totally not Superman." Next time you're brown bagging it, why not have your…

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