‘Die Hard’ Is Now a Christmas Book

There are two schools of thought when it comes to Christmas movies: Die Hard or everything else. For those of you who feel McClane triumphing over Hans Gruber is the ultimate feel good holiday story there’s finally an illustrated tome to go along with the moving picture. That’s right, Die Hard is now a Christmas book. A Die Hard Christmas: The Illustrated Holiday Classic is “a delightful Christmas storybook for adults based on the action-packed Die Hard movie.” Machine guns! European terrorists! Cops saving the day! Based on the classic “Night Before Christmas” poem this book is destined to become an instant holiday classic. Oh yeah, there’s also a special disclaimer that this book “contains adult material including violence and strong language. Reader discretion is advised. Ho-ho-ho.” In other words, yippie ki-yay *expletive deleted*, you finally found a Christmas book you’ll enjoy busting out year after year.