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There’s a calendar on your computer and your phone – maybe even one on your watch and tv – so why bother with a paper calendar that gets hung on the wall? Simple, a new girl every month. More specifically, a new smoking hot chick with a sweet fixie bike every month. Fixies and foxes, what more do you want? Did we mention each page is a larger-than-Playboy 12″ x 12″ and it only costs $13? There are also 13 girls so that means you’re paying around $1 a girl with shipping. Even the Russians can’t beat prices like this. You aren’t even paying attention anymore are you? Click the archives drop down to get some more samples while you wait for the mailman.

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In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.