There are a lot of great options for dog collars on the market, but none of them will amuse you quite like the Cuss Collar from Mschf Labs. It’s a relatively simple product that combines a patent leather collar strap with an injection-molded speaker that does exactly what you think it does–it swears every time your dog barks. After all these years, it turns out Fido wasn’t saying things like “I love you,” “let’s go for a walk,” or “feed me,” he was saying things like “motherf#*ker,” “shit,” and all kinds of other expletives. As the company is quick to point out, “this collar is NOT a shock/vibration/training collar and is not intended for anti-bark training use.” Honestly, when the dog’s swearing at everyone with a computer voice box, we’re kind of glad they’re not trained to be quiet. As you might imagine with a product this ingenious, the first run sold out almost immediately. Keep your eyes peeled for a second run.