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There’s a beautiful moment in every relationship where you finally give that special lady a key to your place. It signifies a big step in your blossoming love for each other, and if it happens to be this key, it will also result in a swift kick to your nether region. The Best Wishes Key is probably good just for you. The brass house key fits all Kwikset K1 locks and looks like it is constantly flipping the bird. It will easily be the coolest thing on your key chain regardless of how sweet of a bottle opener you have dangling next to it.

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[Shop]  You don’t need to be an international man of mystery for there to be value in the ability to pick a lock. Whether you have a penchant for forgetting your keys or just want to be there for friends and neighbors, learning to pick locks is a worthwhile skill. But that doesn’t mean you should go practicing on your front door; officers might not like that. Instead, get yourself this Lock Pick Training Kit, which includes a set of tools and a see-through padlock so you can watch what’s happening while you practice. Not only will you come to understand the inner workings of a lock, but you’ll gain the skills necessary to pick one with ease. And don’t worry, there are keys included in case you get frustrated.