artifact-lunch-tote

In elementary school the cool kids bought lunch and the less popular brought lunch.  Not sure why this was, but it was.  In reality, those brown baggers were smart, they were saving lots of cash (their parent’s cash).  Now that we’re more mature (occasional fart jokes aside) we can forget about any popularity contests and bag our office lunch, only problem is a brown paper bag is a bit juvenile.  Artifact Bag Co. has a solution for that – their waxed canvas lunch tote.  The bag – simply referred to as “Number 215” which for some inexplicable reason is really cool – makes carrying your lunch to work look professional.  The lunch bags are made to order by hand and close up with a Horween leather strap that slips under another strap held down by solid copper rivets.  Just don’t bring it on pizza day.

geekey-if2

In short, this is a key-shaped multi-tool built of stainless steel that has all of the tools you need for everyday repairs for everything from light switches to bicycles. Bit driver. Protractor. Metric and Imperial rulers. Imperial and Metric closed wrenches. Bottle Opener. File. Scoring tip. Wire bender and bike spoke key. Wire stripper. Screwdrivers. 1/4 hex driver pocket. So you might need to throw in some hex bits for specific projects, but otherwise, the Geekey has you covered for almost all of your everyday repair needs. As if that wasn’t enough, the hexogon can also serve as a smoking bowl, with the shaft of the key hollowed out to serve as a pipe.