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We’ll just say this: Don’t let kids get their hands on your pack of Not Your Father’s Root Beer. While beer normally tastes like, well, beer, Not Your Father’s Root Beer, an ale from Illinois’s Small Town Brewery, tastes just like root beer. Just like root beer. We can’t stress that enough. While not new—they’ve been brewing it for a couple of years—thanks to demand, the brew is rolling out into new markets as we speak. The standard version clocks in at 5.9% ABV, while two other renditions, which, to be fair, taste a bit boozier, come in at 10.7% and 19.5%. While 5.9% isn’t all that strong for a beer, it’s crazy strong for a root beer. This one’s dangerous.

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Since the likelihood of your being able to find and purchase a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle for less than a couple grand is about the same as curing COVID-19 with Lysol, we decided to hold a Sweeps your parched lips will cry for. We’re giving away one full bottle (no, we didn’t open it to sample) of 2019 Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve 15 Years Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Seeing as how it’s characterized as the perfect Bourbon, you should enter post haste.