The only bananas that are acceptable at the beach are the ones you put you in your mouth. Under no circumstance should there be a banana hammock on or around the boys when you’re wearing next to nothing in public. What you do behind closed doors is your business, but you don’t want to subject people to an eyeful of your business. However, that doesn’t mean you can’t also look your best and show off a little bit of your better half in the process. Bonobos Swim Trunks are the answer. With a 9″ inseam and a fully lined soft interior that’s miles away from the standard brief style, they’re trunks that fit so well you won’t even want to change after the beach. But the best part is obviously the rope and banana print that magically reveals itself when wet and will let you grab more than her attention.
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