Koziol Torr Corkscrew

We want as few obstacles between us and our drink as possible.  No fancy openers that you need a book of directions to figure out just give us a bottle of Cab and a straight-up corkscrew and we are good to go.  Okay one very random exception, if the corkscrew happens to look like a little bull that we can put on display and thus not have to rifle through a drawer to find, we are cool with that as well.  And, what are the odds, we found one.  The Koziol Torr Corkscrew can stand guard over your wine collection and when the time comes to de-cork a bottle simply grab the horns, pull out the corkscrew and open away.