The Durand Cork Remover

No man wants to be kept from his drink.  That’s why it’s frustrating at a packed bar when you can see what you want but the bartender can’t see you.  It’s also why it’s frustrating when you get a broken-up cork stuck in your bottle of wine.  That fermented grape juice sitting there taunting you while you devise a plan that will most likely result in pieces of cork floating in each subsequent glass you pour.  Well, skip those plans (“What if I drilled a hole in the bottle?”) and use The Durand.  The Durand is a two-part device made for removing broken, old and fragile corks from your wine bottles.  It’s straightforward enough to use and won’t leave you hunched over the sink straining your Pinot Noir all night.