Engineered Garments Bike Pack

They say this bag is for “discerning randonneurs”. We know what you’re thinking: “What the F is a randonneur?” We have no idea either. Sounds pretty cool, like maybe a highly-specialized French assassin or something. Either way, Engineered Garments certainly have a winner in this bag. Made from handsome canvas, the bag is plenty big–22 inches by 19 high and 9 deep, large enough to carry a silenced sub-machi… er, macbook, and durable enough to hold up against the rigors of a foot chase, or maybe just the overhead bin. The look is simple but refined, so even if you aren’t an well-financed and skilled hitman, you won’t look like a bike messenger just coming off his lunchbreak.