Man, fuck that chick you dated over the summer… that one who always wanted to drag you out in the rain and catch water on her tongue and pretend you were in some kind of crappy romantic comedy. Fuck her and you know what else? Fuck the rain! Designed by Anton Schnaider, the Fuck the Rain umbrella features a carabineer handle.
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