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When was the last time you were at a party that didn’t involve someone busting out their iPhone and party-jacking the music? We can’t say definitively, but it was probably before the iPhone existed. It’s ok though, we’ve all been there and we’re guilty of it too. After all, one man can only take so much Kenny G or Ke$ha. Now you can simplify the entire process and make sure everyone only listens to the best in Top 40 Pop-Tart remixes – by making sure they’re listening to your music all the time with the Arkcanary II iPhone Speaker. Working off the acoustic principles of old school gramophones, it’s a portable attachment that will amplify your music. Most importantly, it does it without draining precious battery life. It’s an air horn for your iPhone.

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Pappy Van Winkle is the name in bourbon. Bottles have sent drinkers on wild goose chases and left others with empty bank accounts. While we can’t help you procure any of that elusive elixir, we can bring a little Pappy into your life in another way. Pappy Van Winkle Hot Sauce is aged in actual Pappy Van Winkle bourbon barrels. The distillery teamed with friends at Midland Ghost to make this flavorful hot sauce, which features the latter’s prized first generation Ghost Peppers. After the sauce was made, it was left to age in barrels that once held Pappy. That means you have a sauce that’s rich, oaky, and full of flavorful heat. Use it on meats, veggies, or, if you’re a special brand of crazy, just drink it straight from the bottle. It’s that good.