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When was the last time you were at a party that didn’t involve someone busting out their iPhone and party-jacking the music? We can’t say definitively, but it was probably before the iPhone existed. It’s ok though, we’ve all been there and we’re guilty of it too. After all, one man can only take so much Kenny G or Ke$ha. Now you can simplify the entire process and make sure everyone only listens to the best in Top 40 Pop-Tart remixes – by making sure they’re listening to your music all the time with the Arkcanary II iPhone Speaker. Working off the acoustic principles of old school gramophones, it’s a portable attachment that will amplify your music. Most importantly, it does it without draining precious battery life. It’s an air horn for your iPhone.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.