2010-triumph-scrambler

Crotch rockets are great, assuming you don’t mind a comfort level somewhere between sitting on a rock and repeatedly slamming your nuts in a desk drawer. The 2010 Triumph Scrambler is the La-Z-Boy of motorcycles and you’ll appreciate that as soon as you plan your cross country “business trip.” With 58bhp and 50ft.lbs torques (hopefully Jeremy Clarkson is saying that in your head like he is in ours) and good looks to match, you can practically smell the gasoline.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.