Star-Spangled-Spatula

You wouldn’t spend $65 on this patriotic spatula?? What, do you hate America or something? Okay, frankly, we aren’t looking to drop that kind of cash on a spatula either, but we have to admit that the design by Jacob Riley-Wasserman is pretty sweet. Made from stainless steel and American Walnut, the Star Spangled Spatula is hand fabricated by Lamson and Goodnow (one of the oldest and most respected cutlery manufacturers in the United States). It’s perfect for displaying your patriotism while pounding a Budweiser, shooting off fireworks, and flipping a few burgers on the grill.

Parachute-CM-IF2-11-13-17

Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.