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Bull Shit. Special Shit. Aw Shit. Good Shit. Hot Shit. Dip Shit. BBQ Shit? Until that last one, we could have just as easily been talking about terms of endearment thrown around during a football game as actual, honest to goodness food seasoning. Seriously. Each of those is a seasoning or a mix about/for (in the original order): steak, all purpose stuff (all spice on crack), Hot n’ Spicy, Sweet N’ Salty, Salsa, sour cream mix for fruit or veggies and, obviously, the BBQ one. Each bottle costs $9, but they’re also available in Get Your Shit Together gift packs that start at $25. It probably still seems a little pricey, but when was the last time you stepped in to the local grocery store to buy fancy seasoning? You’re paying almost as much for the generic shit, so you might as well step your game up with this special shit.

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Whether you’re trying to refine your archery skills or just get a leg up on the competition when it comes to office warfare, the BB Sniper mini crossbow from Uncommon Carry will fit the bill. Handmade out of stainless steel and equipped with a self-loading chamber, the BB Sniper is designed to hurl projectiles like toothpicks or mini BBs with surprising accuracy at a range of about 30-50 feet. Make sure to schedule some time for target practice because this addictive little crossbow can do some damage. Have fun, but avoid the sensitive areas.