Bacon Hot Sauce

There are a few questions that every man hates hearing from a woman. Can you please wash the dishes? Do you really need another watch? Do you want bacon on that? Of course you need another watch. You’re definitely not doing the dishes. And what kind of question is that? Of course you want bacon! Now you can save on Tabasco because Bacon Hot Sauce is the best of both worlds.

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Ah, the waffle weave. Looks cool, feels great, reminds us of toasted Eggos. You’ve seen them before–probably in a fancy store or hotel–but Parachute’s brand new Waffle Towels are different. They’re spun using innovative Aerocotton Technology, which basically means they’ll be dry by the time your significant other finally gets out of the shower and realizes you stole their towel. Parachute’s Waffle Towels come in two sizes and two neutral colors. Plus, their 100% cotton construction means they start soft and only get softer with time. Even Kevin McCallister would approve.