There are times when you want to tear into a cold one like a ravenous beast. That’s why there’s the Shark Jaw Bottle Opener. The heavy metal bottle opener allows you to sink some teeth…

There are times when you want to tear into a cold one like a ravenous beast. That’s why there’s the Shark Jaw Bottle Opener. The heavy metal bottle opener allows you to sink some teeth…
The multitool we use most frequently has a lot of functions, but we find ourselves constantly going back to the knife for packages and the bottle opener for obvious reasons. This new Porter Key Knife…
Quick, someone punch us in the face; we need to remove a few teeth to make room for these implants, pronto. Salta Beer, in conjunction with Ogilvy Argentina, just created an ad that’s making us…
Mexican wrestling is awesome. Therefore, luchadors are awesome. Even if it’s just a slightly overweight white male comedian wearing a luchador mask, they’re awesome. Drinking beer, obviously, is also awesome. Combining the two is obviously…
Short of opening a bottle with your teeth, we can’t think of a more manly way to crack a cold one than with a demilitarized .50 caliber bullet casing… which is exactly what this is.…
PiCO is the smallest bottle opener we’ve ever seen. It’s smaller than a quarter, a bottle cap, a binder clip, a lighter, a piece of paper folded fifty times and just about anything else we…
You know who waiters and waitresses hate? Groups of people who give them 8 different credit cards and a set of rules to split a tab. Stop being a person in that group. Simply give…
The story behind this bottle opener goes something like this. Someone found an antique ball peen hammer at an estate sale that he thought would function as a bottle opener. Unfortunately, it didn’t, but that’s…
Consider this your forever bottle opener. Cast from 304 stainless steel and weighing a solid 1/4 lb, the Stout Magnetic Bottle Opener is designed to be the last bottle opener you’ll ever need. Each was cast,…
Back in the 1300s, Europeans decorated their homes with skulls as a reminder to celebrate life. What better way to remind yourself to have a good time than this biting skull bottle opener? Hand cast…
If your kitchen drawer looks like a cheap bottle opener graveyard, it’s time to toss all those freebies and upgrade. Not only is this U.S. Penny Bottle Opener a stunning piece of craftsmanship, it will…
100% Made in the USA. 302 stainless steel. 6oz vegetable tanned domestic leather. Military grade kydex holster eyelets. Nickel-plated hard drawn steel split rings. An ancient design, updated, modified and improved for modern uses. The…
A wall-mounted bottle opener eliminates the annoyance of fumbling through kitchen drawers for a way to open your beer when you’re craving a drink. One like this also adds some morbid style to your home…
You probably have a lot of things in your wallet you don’t need: gift cards with 20 cents left on them, club cards to supermarkets you never go to, and tons of receipts. It’s time…
We’re all familiar with the standard wall-mounted bottle opener. You know the one. It mounts to the wall with a screw on top and bottom, with a wide metal lip on top that you kind…