Only in America would anyone be crazy enough to try to profit off of a recession. These 11 products might not be the best use of your money, but they might make you feel a little better to get some of your frustration out while you do your small part to stimulate the economy.
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This Economy Sucks Coin PurseSeriously, this economy sucks. That’s why you could only afford this flowery coin purse… and why you’re even carrying a coin purse. Remember when your change was simply something to throw at hobos? Those were better times for us all my friend. $4 Source |
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Fuck the Economy MugThe Fuck the Economy Mug (or as we like to call it “World’s Best Recession” mug) is a great way to express your thoughts on the subject. Also, it’s great for throwing at the TV when Jim Cramer opens his fucking mouth. |
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Fuck The Recession T-shirtIs it ironic that this Fuck the Rescession goes for $65? Maybe it’s a comment on how we shouldn’t let the media scare us into not spending. Or perhaps it’s to encourage spending in order to rebuild a strong economy. Or maybe it’s just a rebellious declaration that you won’t let it get you down. Either way, it’s WAY out of our price range. Instant noodles and thrift store clothing only for us thanks. $65 Source |
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Stock Market FAIL T-shirtSee, it’s FUNNY rather than terrifying because teenagers are wearing t-shirts with their hip internet lingo stamped across it. The stock Market FAIL t-shirt is as clever as it is a wise purchase… do with that what you will. $15 |
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Anyone need to earn money for rent T-shirtWe’re all broke and it may be time do something desperate and crazy to pay the bills… This t-shirt just puts it out there. Anyone need to earn money for rent T-shirt brings out the worst in all of us to make a few bucks. Our advice… do what this guy asks, because hey, if he’s got enough money to buy a $19 t-shirt, then there’s probably more where that came from. $19 |