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Greeting cards aren’t a man’s game. We have a hard time being all sticky sweet and conveying our “feelings.” It gets doubly hard when you’re giving that card to your pops. Normally, instead of writing a note inside a card, we just crack a beer with our old man and shoot the shit, however, if your dad’s got a sense of humor, consider one of these.


“Knocked Up” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Chuck Norris” Father’s Day Card – Link


“You’re Neat” Father’s Day Card – Link


“Golf Lover” Father’s Day E-card – Link


“Commonality” Father’s Day E-card – Link


“Not the Worst” Father’s Day Card – $4


Letterpress Father’s Day Card – $6


“To the Coolest Dad Around” – Link


“Set Straight” Father’s Day Card – $5


“We Still Love You” Father’s Day Card – $5


“Raised Better” Father’s Day Card – $5


“Up For Adoption” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Happy F-ing Father’s Day” Card – $4


“Happy Father’s Day MotherF’er” Card – $4


“Thanks” Father’s Day Card – $6


“You Da Man” Father’s Day Card – $3


“FanTASCHEtic” Father’s Day Card – $4


“Strongest Swimmer” Father’s Day Card – Link

 

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Since the likelihood of your being able to find and purchase a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle for less than a couple grand is about the same as curing COVID-19 with Lysol, we decided to hold a Sweeps your parched lips will cry for. We’re giving away one full bottle (no, we didn’t open it to sample) of 2019 Pappy Van Winkle Family Reserve 15 Years Old Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey. Seeing as how it’s characterized as the perfect Bourbon, you should enter post haste.