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The porn industry has a truly impressive talent for taking the seemingly innocuous titles of popular movies–titles absent of sexual innuendo–and somehow change a letter or two resulting in something that makes men grin and nuns faint. Well turns out that talent is just sort of genetically imbedded in some of us, as the Something Awful forums Photoshop Phriday aptly proves. Not only are the titles full of great puns, but the movie posters that accompany them are beautiful examples of an idle mind going dreadfully right. From Bram Stroker’s Ejacula to Tarantino’s Fill Bill, we’re loving these. Next obvious step: actually make ’em.

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With their cozy sheets, blankets and candles, Brooklinen has more than taken care of all your needs in the bedroom–now they want to tackle the bathroom as well with their Super Plush Towels. After two years of testing textiles, Brooklinen has made towels that are strong, absorbent and luxuriously plush. With both traditional bath towel and larger bath sheet options–along with the requisite hand towels, washcloths and bath mat–you can deck out your entire bathroom in Brooklinen luxury without breaking the bank.