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Spirella Clock

Sure, it looks like a fan cover, but it's actually a chrome-plated wire wall clock. Go ahead, stick your fingers in it. You won't lose 'em this time.

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Hockey Rink Pendant Light

Bring the excitement of Canada's favorite pasttime into your home with the 2 Novelty 2 Light Hockey Rink Pendant by ELK Lighting. Fixture features a chrome finish and uses two 60-watt medium bulbs. Bloody brawl not included.

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The Fucking Card Collection

Sappy greetings got you down? Enlist the help of 16 Sparrow's Fucking Card Collection. From "Happy Fucking Birthday" to "Congratufuckinglations," you can express your emotions the only way you know how - with expletives. But before you seal your fate, tuck a 20 inside. Cheap bastard.

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Hard Cards

Hard Card creators Randi Rulayne Picarelli and Stacey Leigh Rifkin sum up their line of special greetings with a rather unorthodox outlook: "We are tired of pretending that we’re happy about your babies, thrilled you’re turning another year older, or that we actually care about your problems." We couldn't agree…

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Cassette Mirror

Sure, you're Mr. Cutting Edge now - with your MP3s and iPods - but you're not foolin' anyone. Especially those friends you use to pick up in your T-topped IROC-Z, metal-band hair blowin' in the wind, Bon Jovi blasting from dashboard. But with Umbra's limited-edition Cassette Mirror - lined with…

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