You think meditation should be peaceful and relaxing? Ninja please. The Ninja Wisdom Deck: 50 Deadly Meditations for the Non-Ninja lays out everything you need to know about Ninja philosophy and the Ninja code. By the silly stealth masters behind Ask a Ninja, these facts will sneakily sneak up on you and kick you in the face with awesomeness. The cards are full of essential Ninja tips like this one: “The Judith Lights-Out Kick. First lure a hunky Italian into your home and gain his trust. Then you sneak into his room late at night while he is sleeping and kick him so hard that when he wakes up, he’s in love with you.”
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